Your Own GPT.
Zero API Fees. Forever.

Pay once, use unlimited. Remote OpenClaw setup with local LLMs. No subscriptions. No rate limits.

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Why Local LLMs? 🦞

One payment. Unlimited everything. Forever.

💸 Zero API Fees

ChatGPT Plus = $240/year. Your local LLM = $0/month forever.

🔓 Unlimited Usage

No rate limits. Use it 24/7. YOUR computer, YOUR rules.

🔒 Complete Privacy

Data never leaves your machine. True privacy.

🎮 You Own It

No subscriptions. Once setup, yours forever.

⚡ Always Available

No "ChatGPT at capacity". Always ready.

🛠️ Fully Customizable

Add skills, integrate apps. You control everything.

Read Before Booking

I can install OpenClaw on ANY system with a GPU.

BUT - your bot can only run LLMs your GPU can handle:

8GB VRAM? Small models (7B-13B). Basic tasks.
16GB VRAM? Medium models (13B-30B). Pretty capable.
24GB+ VRAM? Large models (30B-70B+). Very powerful.

I'm NOT responsible if your bot fails complex operations due to hardware limits.

By booking: You acknowledge bot capability = hardware capability.

Hobbyist-Friendly Pricing 🦞

One session. Fixed price. No upsells.

Quick Install

$75

45-60 min, bare minimum

Remote support
OpenClaw installation
One LLM tested
Basic Telegram
No optimization
You're on your own after

Technical users only

Buy Quick Install 🦞

Standard Setup

$150

90-120 min, complete

Remote support
Full install & config
Best LLM for GPU
Chat app integration
Skills & memory
Troubleshooting
Documentation
1 week email support

Buy Standard Setup 🦞

Premium

Advanced Setup

$198

120-150 min, full power

Remote support
Soul & Identity setup
Workspace config
Multiple LLMs
Advanced skills
Full optimization
Complete docs
Private Discord
1-on-1 support

Buy Advanced Setup 🦞

Follow-Up Help

$50/hr

Existing clients only

Remote support
Upgrade OpenClaw
Try different models
Add skills
Fix issues
30-min increments

After initial setup

Buy Follow-Up 🦞

Common Questions

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How does payment work?

Click "Buy" above, pay with Stripe. I get notified and email you within 24 hours to schedule.

What if my hardware isn't enough?

Email me BEFORE buying. I'll review your specs honestly. Minimum: 8GB VRAM GPU recommended.

Can I use cloud APIs instead?

Yes, but then you pay API fees ($20-50/month) and lose privacy. The point is local = free + private.

What if something breaks later?

Standard: 1 week email support. Advanced: private Discord. After: $50/hr follow-up.

Do you offer refunds?

Yes - if I can't get it working, full refund. If hardware limits or mid-session change of mind, no refund.

Is OpenClaw legit open-source?

Absolutely. 12K+ GitHub stars, active development. Check GitHub and docs.

Questions? 🦞

Email me - I'll respond within 24 hours

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